(NakedHearts) Sexy Saxophone Ride…or The Air Saxophone Ride or The Ride Based around one Song by George Michael/Wham and merges with the GM/Wham Ride.
Day
Saturday, June 13, 2026
Meet
7:15 PM
Where
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Abernethy Elementary School
2421 SE Orange Ave Portland, OR 97214 United States · Hosford-Abernethy
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- MAX Orange Clinton St/SE 12th Ave MAX Station · 5 min walk
- 10 FX2 SE Division & 12th Ave · 3 min walk
- 70 SE Ladd & Lavender · 5 min walk
Audience
General
NOTEThis will be kinda like The Dance Ugly and Drool ride in that we will be seeking places to suddenly stop and Air Sax
About
This is going to be weird and funny. A sort of mixture of our Dance Ugly and Drool Ride and one game from The Yippee Kay ya mutha Klunker ride..
We will air Saxophone and serenade passersby and each other.
There may be a Saxophone off similar to The Thunderdome.
We invite you to bring both your very real pretend cardboard/poster board Saxophones and your imaginary Saxophones as we embark on a journey. The ride leader will have an ample
Amount of imaginary Saxophones to hand out.
Tell me more you ask, well it will be a journey serenaded by the melodic, funky, jazzy, rock and Rollie soulful tones of the Saxaphone. The Saxophone playlist is a wide mixture of Genres and Artists, but don’t get your hopes up there’s only one Kenny G song…Other artists include Wham, Beastie Boys, George Benson, Tina Turner, Bruce Springsteen, that song called ‘baker st’, Sade and so many more.
Route will be mostly SE and we will merge with the George Michael/Wham Ride and flow into their vibe.
There will be a store stop for safe clean bathroom access (Not the Safeway on Broadway), pace will be slow, we try and keep the group together.
As with all our rides we practice consent and non-violence.
If you’re a banned rider elsewhere you’re banned here too.