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Mustache Ride

Day Wednesday, June 3, 2026
Meet 6:00 PM
Rolls 6:30 PM

Where

  1. South Waterfront Park 2001 S River Dr, Portland, OR 97201 · Portland Downtown Portland Opens in a new tab
    • A Loop B Loop NS S River Pkwy & Moody · 3 min walk
    • 35 40 S River Pkwy & River Dr · 3 min walk
    • 55 96 SW Naito Pkwy & S Harrison · 5 min walk
A map of the streets around South Waterfront Park
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A map of the route
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253 ft over 5.4 mi
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Distance 5.4 mi
Route Point to point
Audience General
Terrain Rolling
Surface Paved
About I mustache you a question: Would you like a mustache ride? Well we're gonna have one on Wednesday the 3rd of June! This is a no-drop party-pace ride (10ish to 12ish mph). We will have treats at the end! Feel free to bring your own to share. This ride is for mustache havers and mustache appreciators. Everyone is welcome! We'll have stick-ons for those who are mustache deficient and would like to be otherwise, but there is no requirement to actually have a mustache to ride. New Route This Year! We will meet at 6pm at the South Waterfront Park, depart at 6:30 to meander ~5.5 miles to Seawallcrest Park, where we will enjoy some wieners and tacos.