Portland

'I will die on this hill' ride

Sunday, June 28 Meets 4:30 PM, rolls 5:00
Irving Park NE 7th Ave. and Fremont St · Irvington
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AnomaLily leads

2 past rides on our calendar since June

Who said they’d go

I went
Distance
3–8 mi

About the ride

A ride to make your stand. We ride up a big hill. Then, choose your inconsequential stance* and deliver a 90 second stump speech on it. We all vote on the best inconsequential stance and it wins an inconsequential prize. We all picnic and enjoy the sunset from the hill, feeling smugly vindicated about a completely pointless opinion. *This cannot be something actually important. It has to be something truly of no consequence like "The best spoon for cereal is the tiny spoon" or "the correct pronunciation of gif" or "a hot dog is a sandwich" or "Riley was actually the best boyfriend for Buffy".

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Getting there

Meet · 4:30 PM · rolls 5:00

Irving Park

NE 7th Ave. and Fremont St · Irvington

(meet near the picnic tables)

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