Fire Machetes Ride

Day Wednesday, July 29, 2026

Meet 6:30 PM

Rolls 7:00 PM

I went

Where

Alberta Park NE 22nd Avenue and Killingsworth Street Portland, OR 97211 · Vernon Meet outside the covered basketball courts. Opens in a new tab

A map of the streets around Alberta Park — Map data © OpenStreetMap contributors

Distance 3–8 mi

Audience 21+ Only

About Join your local bicycle crew, the Fire Machetes, for our first official pedalpalooza ride! We will be wearing our signature uniform, denim vests covered in patches, pins, and puff paint. If you have something that fits the vibe, throw it on! If not, wear anything you want! We will have a pin and patch exchange. There will be a stop to hack some sacks (you should be nice and limber from yesterday’s Hacky Sack ride). Dancing is encouraged at all of our stops. Tarot and Oracle decks encouraged, we will be drawing a card on one of the stops. Tunes provided by two rad house/techno Portland DJ’s: DJ AJF (@thisisajf) and Dj Dendro (@dendro_ecology) Moderate paced ride. Not a loop. Beverage consumption encouraged.