Calories Don’t Count: The Birthday Ride
Day
Thursday, September 17, 2026
Meet
5:30 PM
Rolls
6:00 PM
Where
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Kulfi
3540 N Williams Ave, Portland, OR 97227 · Boise
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- 44 N Williams & NE Fremont · 1 min walk
- 4 24 N Vancouver & Ivy · 3 min walk
- 6 NE M L King & Fremont · 5 min walk
Distance
3–8 mi
Audience
General
NOTEA Birthday Ice Cream Ride!
About
Come celebrate Lady Max's BIRTHDAY the best way possible: on two wheels, with good people, and an irresponsible amount of sugar.
We'll start at her favorite small-batch ice cream shop KULFI on N Williams, hang there for a half hour...
...before we roll out at 6pm to SWEET AND SALTY, a very special treat shop...
...and end at downtown's new small-batch ice cream that just opened in July, JADE COW CREAMERY.
(Note: each location has BOTH COW AND VEGAN MILK ice cream.)
Come rack up some miles as we celebrate Max's birthday properly along the way.
We might make questionable nutritional decisions but don't worry, when there’s a birthday involved, CALORIES DON'T COUNT. It's pure science!