Portland

Boring Man aka Opposite Burning Man

Sunday, August 30 Meets 1:00 PM
SE Ankeny St & SE 27th Ave Buckman
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Camp Bikewood leads

12 past rides on our calendar since June

CANCELLED

will be rescheduled to Sep so I can go on the Dolly & Curry ride

About the ride

The opposite of Burning Man in every way! This is the first day of Burning Man and we are celebrating by riding bikes by the water for free. No sex, no drugs, no experimenting with polyamory. NO COST! Water and trees instead of desert and effigies. Bring your most boring hobbies and we will have a sedate activity stop. There might be a bonus stop to watch a parallel parking competition. Dress normcore. No outlandish outfits please. Banned riders are banned here.

Getting there