Boring Man aka Opposite Burning Man
Day
Sunday, August 30, 2026
Meet
1:00 PM
CANCELLED
will be rescheduled to Sep so I can go on the Dolly & Curry ride
Where
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SE Ankeny St & SE 27th Ave
“Ankeny Rainbow Road”
Buckman
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- 20 E Burnside & NE 28th · 2 min walk
Audience
General
About
The opposite of Burning Man in every way! This is the first day of Burning Man and we are celebrating by riding bikes by the water for free.
No sex, no drugs, no experimenting with polyamory. NO COST! Water and trees instead of desert and effigies.
Bring your most boring hobbies and we will have a sedate activity stop.
There might be a bonus stop to watch a parallel parking competition.
Dress normcore. No outlandish outfits please. Banned riders are banned here.