2nd Annual Task Daddy Ride (18+)
Day
Tuesday, August 11, 2026
Meet
6:00 PM
Where
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SE Ankeny St & SE 26th Ave
“Ankeny Rainbow Road”
Buckman
Meet by the Adirondack chairs
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- 20 E Burnside & NE 28th · 2 min walk
Audience
General
NOTEPRIZE TASK, OPEN TO ALL: Produce the most impressive item from your panniers.
About
It’s Taskmaster but EVEN GAYER
5 brave cyclists submit to judgment from the Task Daddy & his sub, Little Alex Horny
All to win the hallowed GOLDEN DILDO
The prize task is open to everyone attending! Produce the most impressive item from your panniers. Most impressive item wins.
Previous tasks have included throwing the most scandalous surprise party for Little Alex Horny, creating the most tempting cake out of mashed potatoes and twizzlers, and hitting a flamingo with rubber ducks. This is a Very Serious event.
<<<<<CASTING CALL>>>>>
Do you have a bike and very little shame? DM @paloozzas to apply! (Tasks will mostly be silly, you just need to comfortable with ADULT THEMES.)