Portland

2nd Annual Task Daddy Ride (18+)

Tuesday, August 11 Meets 6:00 PM
SE Ankeny St & SE 26th Ave Buckman
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Sabspalooza leads

7 past rides on our calendar since June

Who said they’d go

I went

About the ride

From the Shift calendar: PRIZE TASK, OPEN TO ALL: Produce the most impressive item from your panniers.

It’s Taskmaster but EVEN GAYER 5 brave cyclists submit to judgment from the Task Daddy & his sub, Little Alex Horny All to win the hallowed GOLDEN DILDO The prize task is open to everyone attending! Produce the most impressive item from your panniers. Most impressive item wins. Previous tasks have included throwing the most scandalous surprise party for Little Alex Horny, creating the most tempting cake out of mashed potatoes and twizzlers, and hitting a flamingo with rubber ducks. This is a Very Serious event. <<<<<CASTING CALL>>>>> Do you have a bike and very little shame? DM @paloozzas to apply! (Tasks will mostly be silly, you just need to comfortable with ADULT THEMES.)

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Getting there

Meet · 6:00 PM

SE Ankeny St & SE 26th Ave

Buckman

Ankeny Rainbow Road

Meet by the Adirondack chairs

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