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All Rights, All Rights, All Rights (Mellow McConaughey Monday)

Day Monday, August 10, 2026
Meet 7:00 PM
Rolls 7:30 PM
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Where

  1. Abernethy Elementary School Abernathy Elementary · Hosford-Abernethy Opens in a new tab
    • MAX Orange Clinton St/SE 12th Ave MAX Station · 5 min walk
    • 10 FX2 SE Division & 12th Ave · 3 min walk
    • 70 SE Ladd & Lavender · 5 min walk
A map of the streets around Abernethy Elementary School
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Who it’s for General

NOTEFt. a Magic Bike dance party

About Come dressed as your favorite McConaughey - creeper from Dazed and Confused? RomcomConaughey? Dallas Buyers Club? Magic Mike? Lincoln Lawyer? Bongos McConaughey? (Please cover up your bits if you go with that one.) This ride makes only right turns - if we need to turn left, TOO BAD! We're gonna chain a buncha right turns together instead. Ride leader is notoriously terrible about planning routes, so be prepared for some chaos. Not opera ride level, but nobody can match that level of CHAOOOOOSSSS. This is the theme for Mellow Monday - respect other riders and drivers, don't touch people or their belongings without consent, and banned riders are banned here.